Welcome to

Church of
the Padded Wall

The only true believers.

The Church of the Padded Wall is a church that believes in God(dess(es)s)

Have you ever thought that God, the Goddess, the Lord, the Lady, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Buddha’s Buddy, or whatever was talking to you? Then we are your church.

You’re Not Alone

I mean technically, you are (hell, we all are),
but you could come and hang out with us.

Not literally, because we don’t have an actual church building,
but we hang out on Facebook sometimes.
We have a group.
And there’s always Kik.

Missional

Adopting the thinking, behaviors, and practices of an invasive and aggressive Judeo-Abrahamic missionary focus in order to engage others with love and the only true holy message.

Love Our Community

Feel free to love the entire community. People are the core component of Church of the Padded Wall. People and Creator Entities.

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An Introduction To

Children’s Ministry

Children’s Ministries works directly with children, but not in the ‘Catholic Altar Boy’ kind of way.

Each child is an impressionable pre-adult… pre-tither… If these kids don’t get the message that the Creator of the Universe needs these children to eventually give us a large portion of their income then how will we maintain a nearly $7 billion dollar a year industry? Tax Free!

The Young Adult Ministry is a group for people in the 18-25 age group.

Let’s face it, by this time we’ve got a potential problem. Thank cash-money the public education doesn’t teach religion or logic, or these kids would be lost to us. But if we let them graduate and start college then our chances of locking these tithers for forever. This is where we have to press the hardest.

And we do.

An Introduction To

Young Adults

An Introduction To

Young Adults

 

The Young Adult Ministry is a group for people in the 18-25 age group.

Let’s face it, by this time we’ve got a potential problem. Thank cash-money the public education doesn’t teach religion or logic, or these kids would be lost to us. But if we let them graduate and start college then our chances of locking these tithers for forever. This is where we have to press the hardest.

And we do.

An Introduction To

Women’s Ministry

 

Our women’s ministry exists to “Help as many people as possible become totally committed to their deity of choice.”

Helping women find the way to the only true holy path. Ours.

Services

We welcome visitors and would love to have you join us in one of our church services.

Service Times

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Sunday
7:30 AM – Main Sanctuary

9:30 AM – Main Sanctuary

11:30 AM – Main Sanctuary

Monday
Lift Evangelistic Study

7:30 PM – Main Sanctuary

Tuesday
Men’s Ministry

7:00 PM – Main Sanctuary

Women’s Ministry

7:00 PM – Fellowship Hall

Wednesday
Mid-Week Service

7:00 PM – Main Sanctuary

Thursday
Young Adults

7:00 PM – Main Sanctuary

Friday
Joyful Life

7:00 AM – Main Sanctuary

Saturday
Through The Bible

9:00 AM – Main Sanctuary

Last Sunday’s Service

Last Wednesday’s Service

Passionate Worship

The creator entities like it when we spend our time
telepathically communicating with them.

We promise.

Upcoming Events

We are committed to helping you find the right path to spiritual development and ministry opportunities.

831 777 1234

Church Office

Monterey Address:
117 Pacific Avenue, Monterey

Get In Touch

We would love to hear from you.

The Church of the Padded Wall A family of believers following the right path.